blargyparble:

ihaveasecretaffliction:

exigu0us:

12/12/12 is the last repetitive date we will ever see

what about 13/13/13

the fuck is wrong with you

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• You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
• Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• Friend2: "come back to bed"
• Friend3: *various sex noises*
• Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
• Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
• Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
• Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
• You: and then I woke up, realizing it was just a nightmare and I don't have 7 friends

lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

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The world needs fantasy, not reality. We have enough reality today. Alexander McQueen (via seabois)

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